Mens fixtures. East midlands league 2005/06

Date
Time
Victims
Venue
Result
Match notes
Saturday
Dec 10th
13:00 Worksop Arena Lost 3-0 After being 20-12 up and looking gorgeous in the first set, Worksop came back and before Arena knew it, they had lost 3-0. Too many poeple on the bench meant the team was never stable. 1. Adam for trying to serve through the basketball hoop.
Sunday
Dec18th

15:00

Leicester Cannons Lost 3-1 After whupping Leicester in the 1st set, 25-15, Arena's luck ran out and Leicester never relaxed again.

1. Mike for trying to dance on a volleyball and breaking his neck before the match.
2. Steve for serving from the 3-metre line.
3. Tall John, for having legs longer than the M1 which setters get lost in.

Wednesday
Jan 18th

20:00

Worksop Worksop Won 3-2 After going 2 sets up, Arena then made a game of it by giving Worksop the next 2 games by serving repeatedly into the net. Luckily in the 5th set Worksop were so tired, the lean and gorgous Arena machine brought the trophy home.

1. Uve for calling 'out' a ball that landed on the 3 metre line.
2. Dave for saying "Chippy's serving well tonight". The next ten of Adam's serves hit the net...
3. Dave for getting stopped by the police after leaving the pub and passing the breathaliser, but then being rumbled for being in posession of an underage chicken.

Saturday
Jan 21st

13:00

Lincoln Arena Won 3-1 A tight game, but we came through in the end and took the points. 1. Steve J for trying to hit the ball at the same time as trying to kick it.............and missing with both....
Saturday
Feb 4th
13:00 Leicester Arena Won 3-0 The Mighty Leicester were humbled by an Arena team that could do little wrong. Nobody stood out above the rest because everyone was gorgeous. Even Chippy got a back court hit over the net!

1. Adam, the middle hitter, for not knowing where middle hitters play.
2. Blake for getting excited about a strap-on. (or something along those lines!)

Thursday
Feb 16th
20:00 Loughborough L'boro Lost 3-2 Loughborough had a very strong squad of 28 players, including a couple of national standard. After Arena went 2-1 up L'boro put on their best and nailed it in the 5th.

1. Blake for juggling rather than setting at key moments.
2. Blake for dying of tonsilitis on court.
3. Blake for not going to the pub to defend himself in the Mr Spoon awards...

Sunday
March 12th
14:00 Melton Melton Won 3-2 An epic battle matched only by our gloating and Meltons gracious reaction to defeat. (Seriously, they were very good losers) 1. Uwe. For disgracefully ignoring instuctions and hitting cross court on the warm up and accidently hitting Andreas straight in the nuts with a solid spike. Doubled the poor lad over !! Resulting in (once again) terrible sportsmanship from our lot, loads of gloating !!
Sunday
April 23rd
17:30 Lincoln Lincoln Lost 3-2 A tight game in which Arena were always one step behind. Though the first pass and the setting was good, the hitting too often found the block, the net or the back wall.

1. Chippy. For serving into the net at match point (and for leaving the pub before the Mr Spoon awards were sorted!)
2. Steve for delegating all responsibility for everything to anybody.
3. Jon for back-setting the ball into the back corner of the hall.

Tuesday
May 16th
19:00 Melton

Arena

Lost 3-0 Melton were always one step ahead and always had a spare hitting option. Despite playing well, Arena couldn't cope with the consistantly hard driven Melton hits. 1. Jon for dying with cramp in the last set and unable to be subbed off.
Thursday
May 18th
20:00 L'boro L'boro Won 3-1 An excellent end to the season with Arena firing on all cylinders. Loughborough weren't allowed to play well because they had to deal with Arena's a consistantly strong block and hit .

1. Steve for tipping the ball into space - on our side of the net!
2. Mike for gassing the entire team during warm up.
3. Chippy for not going to the pub to defend himself again!